My lovely wife is a teacher, a very good one. To ensure that her high standards are maintained her school is undergoing an inspection and this is getting everyone quite agitated.
From what I understand inspectors are some sort of sub-human creatures with huge teeth and no sense of smell. They stalk school corridors hunting down teachers who haven't covered every part of their classroom walls with brightly coloured stars and pictures of children pretending to be happy. If they ever find such a teacher they drag them outside, rip out their hearts with their bare hands and devour their souls raw. Or at least, that's the impression I get.
Inspector (artists impression) |
The fact is God has continual access to all the inner workings of our hearts, He sees all the aforementioned weaknesses but He does not condemn any of us. Or should I say he does not condemn any who have called out to Jesus to save them. They have nothing to fear. Those who haven't called to Jesus, well I'm afraid you will have to convince God that you are perfect in every way. My advice? Call out to Jesus, He's your only hope.
Love it! No wonder your lovely wife looks so stressed! Hope the assembly goes well and they don't eat you!!
ReplyDeleteWish I'd had you behind me when I'd my last Inspection and they really are like that. Your blog's excellent and very thought provoking. Hope it wakens us all up- we all need it even if we think we don't. Use your hand with Rocky in future that'll teach you!
ReplyDeleteI was wondering why I saw you in Carrick this morning, dandering along the footpath, just past McDonalds! Made me smile! And work's going fine - thanks for your lovely advice in June!Ha
ReplyDeleteHope the assembly went well! I believe you told them all that if you pretend to be a monkey... you will die?!
ReplyDeleteThanks Jill, I did indeed survive - just! The kids will never pretend to be monkeys again. As for TDMIL using your hand is just gross. And Jill D, really glad work is going better for you, say hi to the family for me!
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